Yoshi bought a Harley. It’s a metallic blue with shiny silver piping. The engine revs loud enough to shake the house. He took a half day off Friday to go to the dealer and buy it before he even had his provisional license.
Apparently, Yoshi’s been thinking about buying a motorcycle for some time. He had kept it a very close secret. I didn’t know. Even his close friends and colleagues didn’t know. Seemingly out of nowhere, he sprung it on me that he wanted to buy a bike.
He knew that I wasn’t going to like the idea very much, so he prefaced with an introduction about finances, by talking about our mortgage refinance and house repairs. After ensuring my confidence that we have stable finances, he brought up the purchase of my long awaited laptop. I’ve been wanting a laptop for over a year, awaiting a time when we could both afford it and it made sense to buy it. Yoshi assured me that both criteria had been met, and it was time to buy my laptop. I was thinking, “Oh, he must mean Christmas or next year sometime.” Each time I had brought it up previously, the idea was met with great hesitancy. Not this time. He wanted to buy it before August.
I was still in blissful shock about my upcoming new computer that I was not expecting to hear the real reason we were having this conversation – the bike. I was practically hopping in my seat when he said, “We need to sell the Saturn. To replace it, I’d like to by a motorcycle.” Yoshi played his cards right. I was in such a good mood, he could have told me he was being relocated to Siberia, and I would have probably still been giddy. Before I had a chance to think too hard about what he was saying, he laid out his plan. He had been researching the different bikes and how to go about buying one. He also discovered a training course in Glendale where they guarantee by the end of the training, all of their students are confident riders. He wanted to take the course and learn how to ride, and then he would start shopping around for a bike.
My main concern was his safety, of course. He had never driven a bike before, and I already felt a little nervous while in the passenger seat of the car while he drives. The idea of a training course was the only way I’d even consider letting him drive away on a bike. In addition, the plan was to take several months before implementation of said bike-riding. I was comfortable with that. It would give me time to get used to the idea.
That conversation was ten days ago. Four days ago, Yoshi told me that he just happened to drop by the Harley shop to take a look at their bikes. While he was there, they told him that the bikes were at their lowest price ever, in addition to several other very attractive offers. They also had the exact bike that he wanted available in their showroom. Three days ago, he arranged with his brother to help him pick up the bike. Two days ago, he bought it, and went to the DMV to get his provisional license. Yesterday, he picked up the bike. Today, he rode it around town for an hour, and came home, miraculously in one piece.
How did the two-three month plan turn into a week plan? How did I get suckered into this? What will change now that we have a bike in our family?
We’re setting up our living will this week, and Yoshi’s still taking the training course in August. Well, that’s the plan anyway.